Paczkowski Solidifies Hold on King of Headlines Title

There’s no one who consistently brings a new perspective on tech news and writes better headlines that John Paczkowski on Good Morning Silicon Valley.
Today, he unleashed another gem:
Maybe you should rename it AIEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Not content to rest on his laurels, Paczkowski, on the same day, follows up with:
Jackhammer noise of IE repairs finally getting through to browser users
Industry giants form “Coalition of the Willing to Hobble Your Gadgets”
and
Ellison takes top honors in Peoplesoft-baiting contest
Just another day in the office for John. How were your headlines today?
More headline highlights can be found here, including recent classics like:
Seagate defrags workforce
Microsoft to ask court for more time to kill off competitors
Feds supersize Ebbers’ indictment
He’s not just a headliner either – he gets off great lines in his news summaries with a seemingly effortless regularity.
Here’s the feed.